Archive for April, 2006

A Walk, an Indian, and a Gin and Tonic

Monday, April 24th, 2006

I was to meet a friend tonight at Safeco Field tonight for a Mariners game, which we hoped would not be a repeat of their recent history. Carpooling left me near the Washington State Convention Center in downtown Seattle at 5:30 on a Monday, with the first pitch slated for 7:05 PM. An hour and a half to kill. My attempts at finding pre-game company on short notice unsuccessful, I settled on a leisurely walk to the ballpark, just over a mile and a half south along 1st Avenue, through some of the more colorful parts of the city. A sunny warm day in Seattle is one of the most glorious events on Earth, and I wasn’t going to waste it sitting on a bus.

We see things at street level and sidewalk pace that are imperceptible when we are locked away inside our cars, insulated from the rest of the world. I have forgotten this recently, and am now reminded that I should walk more, to see more, and to understand how life progresses individually, slowly, and uniquely for all of us.

I saw a middle-aged but still old Indian man (is Native American more acceptable?). Missing all his front teeth, with deep, leather-like skin and graying hair, he was slowly, with the assistance of a cane despite his upright posture, making his way toward me across Columbia at the intersection of 1st Avenue. As the crossing signal changed, he obeyed it perfectly and literally. At the “walk” signal, he walked. When the signal changed to “stop,” he stopped — two feet short of his goal, my side of Columbia. Traffic navigated around the old man as he muttered something incoherent, or perhaps merely incomprehensible. I caught something about “them,” the ubiquitous “them” we all use to assign responsibility to anyone but ourselves for the state of the world around us. In the case of the schizophrenic, the psychotic, the demented, among others, They take on a far more sinister shade, reaching, assignably responsible, into his world, to achieve some incoherent, or perhaps merely incomprehensible, purpose. The man, muttering, stood stock still as They capriciously changed the lights around him while we, the uncomfortable masses of more privileged, hoped silently that They would see fit to spare us of the final witness to this man’s fate, likely that of everyone who stands, silently obeying the signals.

The light changed again, and the old man full of signs ceased muttering. He started moving forward slowly, taking nearly ten seconds to cover the last two feet, finally allowing his arrested audience the luxury of a collective sigh as he safely made one more crossing. Released, we all crossed and continued, not one of us looking back to see which cockeyed direction the old man’s life might take next.

Having assigned his existence now to them, we are no longer his fate’s witnesses.

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Our fourth President, James Madison, said, “If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy” (thanks to BrainyQuotes.com for the reference).

Now, I’m not casting any particular aspersions, but I do feel it’s a timely quote, appropriate during any time of war, when it seems we have to fight at home to keep our hard-won civil liberties intact along with our ideals abroad. Every freedom we lose is a win for fear. You can quote me on that.

Cyberstalking

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

If not for the Internet. . .

  • I would have had a very different life and career
  • Mike would not have been able to communicate his experiences from the desert
  • You would not be reading this (OK, let’s face it, nobody’s reading this)

(If not for PowerPoint, I would not make bulleted lists — but that’s a different story.)

But if not for the Internet, cyberstalking would not occur. The two-edged sword of any technology. Social and legal structures struggle to keep pace with our fundamentally selfish and (as I believe has been shown) somewhat amoral nature. Outside the boundaries of social norms, on the edge of anonymity, we turn quickly into something less than what we ought to be.

Novelists and social critics have for centuries been pointing this out. Look no further than Lord of the Flies or even the allegorical and over-the-top but truthful 28 Days Later. Why do we not heed these lessons? Is it simply that millions of years of evolved survival behavior cannot be altered in a few short millenia?

Shellacking

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Because I am a glutton for punishment, and enjoy being a hero as much as I hate being a goat, and because my knees need a break from midfield, I am playing goalkeeper for a couple of low-division co-ed soccer teams this spring.

One of my two teams is 0-3, and the other is 3-0. I am clearly not the difference-maker in this scenario.

The “good” team (in Seattle co-rec division 9 terms) has won 5-2, 3-0, and 2-0. But so far, the first game is the only one in which we played against a full squad. I’m concerned that when we play this week, the lack of defensive movement (nobody’s running back to help in the defensive third) is going to hurt, since our opponents will presumably have forwards.

The “bad” team is just plain out of shape. We took about five shots on goal last night, and despite the 12 saves I made in the net, we were still dismantled 6-1. Four of the goals the other team scored were opposed by. . . just me. Lots of 2 on 1 situations with no defenders to be found. Not to say I was a stellar keeper. I had trouble being aggressive out of the net, which would perhaps have stopped another two of those goals. But when there is no defense at all, my job is much harder.

On the plus side, the ref said we did pretty well. He’s refereed games for that team before, and indicated that our 6-1 loss was not that bad. I’d hate to be the keeper on the other teams that played ‘em.

Now, sometime today, I have to dig up the attitude I played with last week for my Thursday team. Reach down, find the aggression, fire up the reflexes, and focus, focus, focus, focus.

Home Indeed

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

Just in case there’s anybody who didn’t already know, my brother landed in Salt Lake City on Saturday, April 12th, 2006. There was, I have heard, much rejoicing among the older children, accompanied by sighs of happy relief from the adults, and a chorus of excitement not heard for nearly four full months as the man known as “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” returned home.

Scary Movies

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

I saw The Ring a couple of years ago. You might make fun of me, but it terrified me. I slept with a friend that night, and with the lights on for several nights thereafter. And you’ll note I still don’t own a television (OK, well, that’s got nothing to do with it, but it adds to the flavor).

I was going to work tonight.

Really.

Then had dinner w/ Viet at the Five Point (yes, dinner at the Five Point. . . breakfast is better). Somehow, we got on the topic of scary movies, and the fact that I don’t like them. Oh yeah. I was supposed to watch 28 Days Later w/ my friend Adrienne. I decided not to. So Viet, rationalist/atheist/republican that he is, hauls out (drum roll) The Changeling. . .

Viet: “You’ve seen this, right?”

Marc: “Uh, there’s a cobweb-covered wheelchair on the cover. No.”

Viet: “C’mon, it’s George C. Scott. In the 70s. It’s great! No gore, just ghosts. It’s set in Seattle.”

Marc: “I’m not so much into the supernatural, really, thanks.”

Viet: “That’s the Catholic in you.”

Marc: “Yeah, probably. But you can’t escape. I know millions of years of evolution have programmed us to see faces where there aren’t any, and I know that my mind is biological, and I know ghosts don’t exist. But yeah, there’s that bit of mysticism left. . .”

Viet (starting the DVD): “You’ll see. It’s fine, it’s not scary. It’s just. . . ghosts.”



I didn’t have time to watch all of it, because I have to wake up at 5:45 and go to yoga. And now I’m home. With all my lights on. And music. And the Changeling sitting beside me in its cobweb-covered wheelchair.

So. What do you think? Do you like scary movies? Why are we so drawn in? What is it about the apparently unexplainable, especially the violently unexplainable, that we are susceptible to? What goes haywire in our faith impulse (that’s what I call the desire to believe in a structured, ordered, intentional universe) that allows it to include the destructive supernatural? Why is an otherwise rational, mature adult turned to goo (ectoplasm?) by scary movies?

George C. Scott wasn’t scared.

I’m not George C. Scott.

Coming to America!

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

I’m returning to the lower 48 sometime on 6 April. I will be in Baltimore on the evening of 6 April and due to the flight schedules and the availability of the travel folks at Hurlburt who I have to go through in order to return to Utah I will be forced to spend Palm Sunday weekend in NW Florida (otherwise known as Lower Alabama). All things being equal I’d rather spend that weekend at home, but at least it beats spending it over here.

I should be on an early afternoon flight on Monday the 10th and not a day too soon. After all is said and done I will have been away from home for 99 days. To folks in the USMC and the Army that isn’t saying much, and for them I feel terribly. My baby Jacob has grown so big (and so much hair) in the past three months I barely recognize him. I got some recent pictures from a few days ago and from Sarah’s 2nd birthday party. She looked so happy and joyful, I wish I could have been there with her.

I look forward to two weeks of relaxation and re-aquaintence with my family and then 2 weeks back in my office before my next TDY. My family will be joining me on this one though. I have to go down to Las Vegas for just over a week and then we’ll be checking out the Grand Canyon before returning home. Elisabeth has never been there and of course neither have the kids. They will be heavily guarded and won’t be allowed near the edge.

After that we have a trip up north to visit my God-daughters (who I haven’t seen in far too long – and one I have never met). Then it is off to Alabama in June for a month of leadership training (my family will accompany me again and I think we’ll be leaving the dog with my mother-in-law on the way down). I won’t be back in Utah then until after July 4th.

Finally we pack up and head North by Northwest to the land of the endless sun and the endless moon, the Last Frontier. We will be there at some point in July or August (NLT 15 August), still working details on where we will be living and when we’ll be moving in. So if anyone feels like taking a hop up to Anchorage to visit we will be very happy to welcome you into our crowded home. But we probably won’t be travelling down to the lower 48 once we settle in up there (unless I can get a really good rate on a bunch of plane tickets). We certainly won’t have the time to make the 3 week minimum (1 week to visit – 2 weeks of driving) round trip by truck/van. It would be too stressful on the kids. Well, so long for now. I don’t know if I’ll be writing again from this side of the world. I will be writing again from Hurlburt though. You know, for a place I had never been to before until last June I have spent a considerable amount of time in Florida over the past 10 months – not a bad place to be really (that is if you are into white sand, warm beaches, warm Gulf Coast waters, palm trees, and relatively annual warm weather). Well, back to the grind. God Bless all of you.